Seriously?

Police car tent is roomy enough enough for two or three friends, and it attaches to any twin mattress with elastic straps. Strong plastic connecting rods hold it upright. Lightweight silkscreened fabric has flap doors and mesh for ventilation. Quality assured. Real siren sounds. Clear pocket in which to insert driver's name. 72" x 36" x 36" H. Ages 4 and up. Would anyone in their right mind attach a car with a SIREN to their child's bed?