Wow, what a stretch!

Ms. Hilton gets to show off her acting mettle in a role where she plays...herself. Check it out here. The movie looks awesome (said with my usual dry, sarcasm).

In other news, Nicole Ritchie announces that yes she is pregnant and that she is praying that she won't have to have the baby while handcuffed in jail. I am just guessing on the last part...

OK, I enough celebrity blogging, I feel icky.